You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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