called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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