Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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