If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize