so that wasnt chicken after all
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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