Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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