On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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