It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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