My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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