I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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