Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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