Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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