we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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