Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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