plz talk dirty to me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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