I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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