How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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