i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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