How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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