why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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