You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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