it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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