he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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