You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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