xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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