I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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