Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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