So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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