So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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