Define "chronic" masturbator.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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