That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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