4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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