be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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