So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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