my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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