Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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