party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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