Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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