I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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