I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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