i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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