I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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