its not stalking. its research.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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