i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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