do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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