I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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