Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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