I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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