Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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