We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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